Long Live Fan Fiction!

So, the other week, I finally started work on my latest book, Dead Heroes. The crowds cheered, the trumpeters blared, the streamers fell and everyone stared with bated breath as my fingers moved over the keyboard and typed the immortal words...

Chapter One

The screams were deafening. It was as if VE day had been announced all over again.

No sooner had the awestruck legions trudged off home, exhausted but happy, did I find I had a problem. Despite months of planning, plotting and character building, the first chapter was just not very good.

Now, that's quite normal. Generally, first drafts aren't very good and you have to push through and get some scaffolding down that you can tart up later. However, sometimes, you realise there's a problem at a fundamental level that needs sorting out - but, annoyingly, you have no idea what it is.

So, faced with roadblocks on my Literary Work of Earth-Shattering Magnitude, I decided to do the only sensible thing.

I stopped and wrote some fan-fiction!

I've loved writing fan fiction from before it was even called fan fiction. When I was a kid, my very first stories were all Star Wars ones (well, my very first stories were actually about a man who walked to the shop and met a dragon who asked if the man wanted to come back to his cave and play Pitfall on the Atari 2600 and the man said yes but before they could go back to the dragon's cave, they were attacked by a woolly mammoth with bad breath and they beat the woolly mammoth up with a rolled up newspaper and the mammoth said sorry and could he also come back to the cave to play on the Atari 2600?). But Star Wars stories soon followed.

Don't get me wrong - the 'day job'* of writing my own stuff is ultra-enjoyable. But it's just not the same kind of enjoyment you get from ditching the Millennium Falcon into the Atlantic... or sending the Ghostbusters into a house haunted by their own future ghosts... or sending William Shakespeare to foil a Dutch terrorist plot.

(* actually, the 'day job' is 'Computer Programmer' - we're currently writing a little AI app called SkyNet).

So, every once in a while, when I need to take a break from my Literary Works of Earth-Shattering Magnitude, I might team Doctor Who and James Bond together to save the world from a weaponised internet.

Or, in this case, have a Game of Thrones adventure in modern-day Westeros with ancient-artifact smugglers, bank robbers and corrupt politicians.

When you indulge in a little healthy fanfic, not only do you get to have all kinds of fun, there's also an added, welcome side-effect - you get your creative juices flowing again. So I know, when I go back to Dead Heroes, I'll be full of energy and raring to go.

Which is good since Literary Works of Earth-Shattering Magnitude don't just write themselves.


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Technology is making our lives Betterworse

When I was a kid... maybe seven or eight... I was in the back of my parents' car and saw a huge billboard for some boring thing. I think it may have been ladies' underwear (so, yes, seven or eight, rather then thirteen / fourteen...).

I remember thinking to myself, "What a boring advert. Wouldn't it be great if there was some special database that knew all the stuff everyone was interested in. Then we could all have these special contact lenses which would read the blank advert board and fill it with adverts for actual stuff each person looking at it wanted to see. So someone else would see the ladies' underwear thing and I could see adverts for Star Wars figures".

Despite the temporary demise of Google Glass, it would seem that exactly the type of cool technology I dreamed of as a young 'un is now all around us.

And isn't it greaterrible!

All your purchases are recorded so that relevant, targeted ads for further purchases are piped to you every time you visit any random web page. All the routes you put into your GPS are saved to the cloud for your convenience. Aren't all these companies being ever so helpfulcynicallyopportunistic?

I've always loved technology. And every time my phone gives me an unbidden nudge that "it's time to leave work and this is the best route to take due to current traffic" based purely on the fact it's kept track of my daily movements since I first switched it on...it gives me a chill of excitementfear.

Because people have a greatterrible track record of using technology wisely, don't we? I mean, look at the microchipatomicbomb!

Last year, I read a fantastic book by Kim Curran called Glaze. It seems to share my excitementfear about how betterworse all this technology is making our lives.

"You're better together"

In it, a young girl named Petri is eagerly awaiting her sixteenth birthday so she can get a chip put into her head like everyone else and get onto Glaze - a kind of hyper-facebook-google reality overlay. (BTW, the title and the cover image of the book are a perfect indicator of the feel of the story). It's a great YA thriller and I read the entire story thinking "I would lovehate to be on Glaze! It's so helpfuldangerous." Even by the end, after the revelation of the Big Baddie's Plan, I was still thinking that I'd kind of like a (perhaps less invasive) version of Glaze. Yes, even after the Big Baddie Plan.

Sometimes, I do wonder where it will all lead. But then I see a promo for something like Microsoft HoloLens and I stop wondering because there's just too much cool stuff to play with!

#shutupandtakemymoney

Cheers

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