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Thursday 2 April 2015

Tweets from Famous Fictional Characters



Macbeth @Mac_daddy    2hr
Just won major battle against traitor’s army then got accosted by 3 mad old women making crazy predictions #AllKindsOfWeird




Lady Macbeth @Mac_mamma    2hr
@Mac_daddy Really? Do tell.



Macbeth @Mac_daddy    2hr
Mac_mamma I'll...um... DM you



King Duncan @KingDunc    5m
@Mac_daddy Sounds like you've had an eventful day.



Macbeth @Mac_daddy    5m
@KingDunc Hey, u free tonight? Why not come round mine? We can chill, play some XBox, nothing violent.



King Duncan @KingDunc    5m
@Mac_daddy Sounds gr8! Your good lady wife ok with me and the boys descending on yr place?



Macbeth @Mac_daddy    5m
Sure @KingDunc It was her idea, actually.



King Duncan @KingDunc    1hr
Fantastic! We'll be over after we've finished off the last of the traitor's forces. Thanks m8!
@Mac_daddy @Mac_mamma 
#FriendsUCanTrust




Darth Vader @vader_sith    5m
Just had a reunion with my long lost son. Told him I was his real dad. #CouldHaveGoneBetter



Emperor Palpatine @TheEmperor    2m
@vader_sith lol





Harry Potter @harrypotter    10m
My teacher just levitated a feather with 'Wyngardium Leviosar'. #HogwartsRocks



Luke Skywalker @skywalker_jedi    9m
Mine just lifted my X-Wing out of a swamp. Suck it @harrypotter. #force-1/magic-0




Harry Potter @harrypotter    9m
@skywalker_jedi Aaaaand how did it get in the swamp in the first place?



Luke Skywalker @skywalker_jedi    8m
@harrypotter Totally not the point.




Doctor Henry Jekyll @DoctorJ    1h
There's too much evil in the world. Spread some love, people! #peace #love 



Doctor Henry Jeckyll @DoctorJ    30m
I HATE YOU ALL! IF ANYONE FAVES, REPLIES OR RETWEETS THIS, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WITH A CHAIR LEG!!!



Doctor Henry Jeckyll @DoctorJ    5m
OMG! My account has been hacked! Someone is posting hateful tweets! #ItIsntMe



Emperor Palpatine @TheEmperor    2m
@DoctorJ lol




Winston Smith @WinstonSmith    3 days
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Winston Smith @WinstonSmith    2 days
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Winston Smith @WinstonSmith    1 day
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Big Brother @BigBro    5m
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Winston Smith @DoctorJ    5m
I love EastAsia. Such a fantastic nation. I'm glad we're allies. #AlwaysHaveBeenAlwaysWillBe





Vincent Vega @vincentvega    5m
Just went over a pothole and my gun went off and totally shot Marvin in the face. rofl



Jules Winfield @juleswinfield    5m
NOT EVERYTHING GOES ON TWITTER, @VINCENTVEGA!



Vincent Vega @vincentvega    5m
sorry, my bad *chuckle*




Emperor Palpatine @TheEmperor    5m
@vader_sith just threw me down a REALLY deep hole. Enough time to tweet and still falling :-(



Luke Skywalker @skywalker_jedi    5m
@TheEmperor lol




Malcom @PrinceMalcolm    5m
Hey @Mac_daddy you seen @KingDunc? He's not answering his phone.



Macbeth @Mac_daddy    4m
@PrinceMalcolm Um...no. BTW, did you hear I'm King now? :-)